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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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