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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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