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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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