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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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