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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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