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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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