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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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