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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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