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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Snort eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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