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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Snort eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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