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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ziggy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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