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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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