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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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