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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Gizmo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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