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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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