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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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