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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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