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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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