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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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