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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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