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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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