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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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