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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luna eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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