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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luna eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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