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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luna eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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