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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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