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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Teddy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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