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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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