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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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