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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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