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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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