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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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