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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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