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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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