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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Charlie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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