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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Charlie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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