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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Molly eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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