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Pet death
My
father
had their beloved pet
tarantula 🕷
Molly
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a pufferfish 🐡
a hyena 🐺
an elephant 🐘
a warthog 🐗
a lion 🦁
a rhinoceros 🦏
a bull 🐮
a crocodile 🐊
a bear 🐻
a lynx 😺
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