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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Poppy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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