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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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