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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Frodo eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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