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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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