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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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