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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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