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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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