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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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