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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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