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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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