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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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