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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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