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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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