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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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