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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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