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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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