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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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