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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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