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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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