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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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