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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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