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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Trotsky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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