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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Trotsky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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