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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Kirk eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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