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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Picard eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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