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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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