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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Spock eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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