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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bob eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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