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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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