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Pet death
My
father
had their beloved pet
tarantula 🕷
Rex
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a lynx 😺
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a venomous snake 🐍
a hyena 🐺
a bull 🐮
an elephant 🐘
a rhinoceros 🦏
a bear 🐻
a turkey 🦃
a warthog 🐗
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