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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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