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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Princess eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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