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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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