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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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